I went to this party for a millisecond, and had no idea that the theme was lingerie. Man, why do insecure girls in Target lingerie have to ruin the fun for everyone else? Why do I get kicked out for not wanting to be a hoe? But mainly, why do chubby girls think they can be Victoria Secret models? Girlfriend, just because you and everyone around you is wasted, doesn't mean we don't notice your waist.
Eww.
Ugh.
No offense against those with extra poundage, if you keep it classy, you are doing everything right.
Major offense against girls who don't know what looks good on them.
If you don't know what classy looks like, please refer to this picture:
So classy, not skanky. And awesome decor btw.
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